Make a Wish!!!

you have a good day... but the next day is hell

i wish i could sit on a bench and do nothingness


(im currently at his home... o yeah... getting something)

You go to the beach, till Jaws attacks

I Wish my Dog would eat *poor things Depressed*

your dog eats your foot, now hes happy ^^

i wish my car would stop over heating >.<

you car stops over heating but then for forget to put the brake on and it rolls into lava

I wish for a wish

a genie comes and grants you a wish but then decides to kill you instead

i wish someone would put some new jokes in the joke thread >.<

tori does... NOW!! its a demand tori!!! ... but he is bad at telling ... ö.Ö

i wish for food....

(men are currently cooking while im at the laptop xD )

Ummm food, you gets some Food, but Torigoma eats it all

I wish for more

AiKirikaX wrote:tori does... NOW!! its a demand tori!!! ... but he is bad at telling ... ö.Ö

i wish for food....

(men are currently cooking while im at the laptop xD )

(-Torigoma, Brining you Bad Jokes since 2002)

you get more but i slap it out of your hands to tell you that you are getting fat ^^

i wish i had a new time machine ^^

but it only takes you 1 minute back ... setting the machine up already need 1 minute

i wish not to go to work tomorrow early

You don't have to but then you forget that it's daylight saveings time wich means your 1 hour late

I wish for a Hug *>_< I NEEDS A HUG, GIVE ME A HUG!! *if your a guy, go away**

maxime wrote:you get more but i slap it out of your hands to tell you that you are getting fat ^^

i wish i had a new time machine ^^

I am a Time Machine, I've been to the Past, I'm in the Present, and I'm Going to the Future

*sends my grandmother to hug Tori* theres ya hug the only problem is she likes to grab bums lol

i wish someone would tie me up with fluffy hand cuffs and feed me pie >.<

tori comes up and ties you and feeds you pie.... but only a bit... and eats the rest alone

i wish for not haing belly ache from female problems DX

AiKirikaX wrote:tori comes up and ties you and feeds you pie.... but only a bit... and eats the rest alone

i wish for not haing belly ache from female problems DX

(awww that is so mean >.< ,i wanted more pie not just a bit >.<)

your belly ache goes away but now your chest hurts from female problems >.< (ew) lol

i wish i could experience just once what a woman goes through in a month (just to see what im missing out on and to be thankfull that i am a guy ^^)

you get through hell of pain from female problem and wish to die but you cant even get up to commit suicide cause it soo hurts

i wish to once experience how it is to be a guy.... like for a day or 2...

Kiri sleeps all day, Goes to work, them poke the Dead rat

I wish to ............ >O< KILL THE SPY!!

you kill him... but kiri kills you cause you killed a good friend of hers

i wish to sleep all day

You get to sleep, but then wake up 500 years later to find everyones a Idoit (umm I mean more of a Idoit).

I Like Chocolate milk

(wtf Tori? that can be your wish)
you wish for some chocolate milk

you find a glass of something that looks like chocolate milk and drink the whole thing in one gulp, to your realisation it isnt chocolate milk...

i wish i could fry a fish on the hood of my car ^^
(with some lemon, salt and a teaspoon of horse raddish ^^)

you now can... but there is oil (not the eatable one) on it

i wish to know the english word for "Brötchen"

Closest Whould be Bread rolls

I wish for peanutbutter that wount kill me

The peanut butter wont kill you, because it is no longer edible

I wish for good avatar making skillz

you get better at making avatars, but every time you make an avatar it looks like an aime fan girl ^^

i wish i could go out tonight ^^

You do, but it goes Horrbly Wrong

I wish for Taco Bell, Ummmmm Taco bell (could live on Taco Bell and ramen)

you live on taco bell and ramen for the rest of your life and nothing else ever again, you eventually get fat and die from eating it too much.

i wish i had ssome good music >_<

you get some good music...
but meeeh.. your speaker go boom

i wish for some water