Make a Wish!!!

You knew how to play DUCK DUCK kill Maxime.

I wish I was an Admin in everything, even the world.

you become admin of the world, but now all the noobs of the world try to get your attention and annoy the hell out of you ,leading to you commiting suicide.

i wish for a little bit of care

you are walking in the street and an unknown man goes next to you and says, "God care about you" and leaves, that is all the care you recive evermore!!

I wish i could fly like an eagle...

you jump out of a plane with no parachute singing that song if i could fly like an eagle by seal, you mysteriously grow wings for your back but they dont work. you fall to your death.

i wish i could sing like a popstar

you can sing like a popstar!! you have been transformed into britney spears XD

i wish could find a wife for TNR XD

you find a wife on tnr, but in reality she is a man

i wish tyra banks was fat >.<

she gets fat and trips and falls onto you

i wish for i could understand how the world works

you understand how the world works, but your mind cant take the pressure of knowing it and you faint.

i wish i could bite more than i could chew

you can and choke and die

i wish i was a cat

You became a cat and got chased by a dog.

I wish I had no emotions.

you have no emotions, people now hate you cause your so insensitive.

i wish my key opened every lock - like a skeleton key ^^

Your key accidentally opened a tomb of a dead Egyptian king and he drags you in so he can sleep with someone.

I wish I made 1000 posts.

(aww sleeping with my mummy XD)

you make 1000 posts but your account gets deleted.

i wish to eat some ramen mmmmmm

you eat ramen... but the cook accidentally dropped some super chilli inside
so you burn and die

i wis for no back aches

you dont feel any back ache, thats because your spine has been severly broken and now u cannot walk ever again

i wish i had a chair with wheels

you get it and roll down a mountain into some hole

i wish for juice

you get some juice but its the juice from a slug... not very nice to drink

i wish i had a revolving bed (like austin powers lol)

you get it.. and spin and spin ... faster and faster... you get dizzy and throw up @_@

i wish for super zesty orange juice

you get a super zesty orange juice, but someone put some drug in it and now you find yourself being tortured and eventually die from pain
( i was watrching saw 3 lol)

i wish i had a chain saw

you get one but you cant handle it and cut your own arm off

i wish for an apple that tastes good without any worms or whatever and without any ebil ingredients >_>;

you have it, but is so delicious that you die of ecstasy!!! (like an eternal or***m)

I wish to be the owner of all po*n industrie

you become the owner and financer of a new industry in erotic filming but it goes bust because all your models that you were using were over the age of 70 and had heart conditions and couldnt work under pressure.

i wish for alot of peanut butter sandwiches

you get one and eat it...
but youre suddenly allergic against peanuts and die

i wish for fun

you get to have fun, but then a thunder storm comes your way ( that isnt too much fun)

i wish i could work at a sweets shop

You worked at a sweet shop but your teeth suddenly broke away.

I wish I was a werewolf.