Make a Wish!!!

I do, but not in the way you want.

I wish for Fish on a Dish on a table that lavish

u get a fish but nothing to cook or eat it with -.-

i wish Tori could rhyme better... like a rapper! lol

I do, but I'm Just copying Dr. Seuss

I wish for more Wishes

you get 1 more wish but when u try to use it , it fails -.-

i wish i had inspiration to start writing again -.-

you get... and finally finish the shine legend... but it so sucks that it never gets choosen =O

i wish i could finally finish the story too

you finish the story but no one but you can understand it because it is in german and you are too lazy to translate it

i wish i had a minx (use google)

You get a Minx, But I turn it into a Coat

I wish for some Medican, The puppys sick (OH no!!)

im sorry Tori but you get medicin but find out its not for the puppy, your puppy gets more sick! and gets sick all over you.

i wish my cat would get his head out of my shoe (now im going to have ginger hair all over my sued going out shoes >.<)

He Leaves your Shoe, But then goes to the other one

I wish for my puppy to stop teething, She's chewing everything

your puppy stops chewing on everything else and chews on your toes instead

i wish i was feeling better -.-

You Feel Better, But then I hit you in the Jaw

I wants a Peanut

you get a peanut.. sized brain

i wish i would stop throwing up

*throws up on Tori*... what you want me to apologize? for what you smackig me like a girl in the jaw ^.^

you do.... but then you start to get diarrhea

i wish for everyone being happy!!! including me

we all get happy but only 5 people can be happy at the same time and the rest are not happy.. but worst case not happy (example: Emo >.<)

i wish the world would feel what everyone else was feeling at that very moment (that would be chaotic.. id love it ^.^)

the world falls into turmoil and the sun burns out

I wish for a bag of chips..

you get a bag of wood chips

i wish i had some vanilla ice cream ^__^

It was made with rotten guinea pig milk.

I wish the school term was over

ew >.<
the school term is over but now you have to find a full time job

i wish i had something else to drink in my fridge except beer

you have... expired milk

i wish i had some fitting shoes for the upcoming wedding =/

They "fit" (see what I did there? xD I'm so lame), but they're ugly and made of platypus hide.

I wish I could just skip my Comp. class for the rest of the semester

you do... but you forget how to use a PC XD Lmao
that one was bad =P

i wish i had some pretty shoes that fit to my feet and fit to the dress

You do, but they smell like fish tacos

I wish it was a good day for golfing

it is... but they forgot to cut the grass so it looks now like in da jungle =O

i wish for some pretty shoes that fit to my feet and fit to the dress and dont smell bad and just look great and dont have anything like nails inside or anything else evil

o.o zomg

It meets all those requirements, but since it took so long to get them the Wedding has passed.

I wish I had a pool filled with sour patch kids.

you have a pool full with sour patch kids but they get spoiled by the chlorine and the fact the pool hasnt been cleaned since summer -.-

i wish i had a shark object to pierce the cover of my pearl tea drink