Make a Wish!!!

you become a werewolf, but it turns out you have fleas and can only eat carrots

i wish a bunny rabbit could kill a fox

it now can and australia is now flooded woth thousands of dangerous rabbits... moms.. take the bunnys away from your children =O

i wish max had bunny ears

i grow bunny ears and get mistaken for bugs bunny and get shot by Elma Phudd (Warner Bros cartoon characters)

i wish i had a bunny tail XD

you get it... but ppl start to pull it on and on... till its long and lies on the ground so ppl start to step on it

i wish for a bottle water

It's granted... And you turned into a bottle of water

I wish for a brownie

you get your brownie, and you were hopping that it has something "special", but just a cockroach

I wish to be Kage of Shine (LOL)

you become it...
but ppl start to insult you and hate you... ö.ö;

i wish i had a plushy of my bf

you get a plushy of your bf but it is really a voodoo doll and everytime you hug your plushie and throw it around your actually doing it to your bf ^.^

i wish i could fall asleep riiiiiight... now.

you did, but you were walking right next to a cliff... bad idea.

I wish I were at Old Trafford righ now

you are in old trafford but as you go around a corner a thief stabs you and takes all of your belongings

i wish i could see further than the eye could see

you can and get catched by peeping on the girls showers... death sentence!!! =O

i wish i could get a proper job

you get a proper job but get fired for not showing up, as u didnt know where it was.

i wish i could remember my first wish

You remember your first wish but I gave you a pill that causes amnesia and you forgot everything.

I wish I wasn't bored...

you get a game to cure your boredom but you cant pass the first stage and keep dying.

i wish this topic would be more active than it has been

The topic started to become more active but then people started to get lazy and not post.

I wish I could have godly powers.

you have them.. but also Godly diseases... without cure

i wish i win lotto next time i play

You won the game "lotto" and got a new pet dracodile that will now eat you alive

I wish I had a tamed pet armagedracoverniandile.

you have a tamed pet armagedracoverniandile but because you dont feed it it runs after little children and eats them, you are now in trouble ^^

i wish i had a straight ruler

A straight ruler magically appeared but then my pet armagedracoverniandile ate it.

I wish I had 2 tamed armagedracoverniandile that would never do anything except obey my every command.

you dont tell them to pee from time to time... so the assplode XD

i wish for more luck in my life

you recieve more luck and win the lotto, but the government thinks it was a scam and throws you in jail with no evidence and no jury or judge

i wish i could glow in the dark

you can... but you cant fall asleep anymore because its so bright

i wish for some crisps (without any bad ingredients >.> )

you get some crisps but find that they are so delicious that you cant stop eating them, you are now addicted those crisps are like a drug to you... you need MORE!

i wish i could have an unlimited internet connection >.<

Ynu get unlimited internet connection but it can only load 1 site per lifetime.

I wish I'm not busy during weekdays.

you are now not busy during weekdays because you are now homeless, jobless and cant afford to go to school.

i wish i could sing like Elvis Presely