Make a Wish!!!

you get a dollar but it eats you up ö.ö;

i wis for cake

(i more meant it in the way of.... i love my bf so much that it hurts not to be with him right now Q.Q )

you get a whole cake and eat the enitre thing, but there was hash in it so now you are body stoned forever and addicted to drugs.

i wish i could grow up

(ah i see i now understand what you mean, why dont u move in together you wont need to feel that pain of not being with him anymore ^^)

youre now oldening very fast so you grow up fast but also become an old man and die pretty soon without having enough time to enjoy being grown up

i wish i had a lollipop


(easy said... he studies in a 30min by train away town.... and i dont think im ripe enough to live without my parents Q_Q )

you get a lollipop but it is so small you accidentally swallow it and choke..

(ah ok, one day^^ )

since you dont have any wishes for life anymore.... ... so you can die

i wishi could live together my whole life with m bf till we are both grey and old

you live together with your bf for the rest of your life but you find out he has 20 kids and 3 other wives and they move in aswell.

i wish i could fly a commercial jet ^^

You can fly a commercial jet but it was shot down accidentally by Kiri.

I wish that life wasn't so complicated.

life becomes more clear and uncomplicated for you. you are then attacked by an evil twin of yourself and die
(how more complicating could that be lol)

i wish my cat couldnt get fleas
(im asking for it with this one lol)

your cat doesnt have flees anymore.... but now man killing lice... good bye ^^

i wish there would be less war on this world

There was less war in the world but I started more.

I wish I could get more posts than Kiri.

you can... but it just never happens
XD

i wish i was able to fly

You were able to fly but then got hit by a plane.

I wish I could be a...god.

you become a god... of the toilet

i wish i could tell if it were early or late

you get a watch but have insomnia so meeeh

i wish for having my *coughperiodcough* wouldnt be such a mess >.>

(eeeewwwwwwwww thats disgusting kiri >.<)
your period isnt such a mess anymore because it stops. now u cant ever have children.

i wish kiri didnt mention periods >.<

kiri edits her post and tries to hide it... but you still nknow what she said...

i wish for bubble gum


(wtf is wrong with you maxime.... you seem so totally disturbed by it... thats not normal... after all its a normal thing... its nature... >.> )

you have it, and you chew it and make a big ballon with it, that takes you to the moon, where you find the man in the moon and marry him and have too many kids..

i wish, i could have X-ray view!

you get xray view but you see through people isnstead of anything else.

i wish i had a food supplement so i didnt need to eat.

(i dont like the thought of blood >.< so i apologize for me being disgusted as i was)

youy got "blood vitamins" as food suplements hahahha..

I wish to be a "metrosexual" man hahahahaha

(max, you know the red thing in my signature is blood?, is a River of Blood!!)

youll become a metrosexual man... but you scare of girls so you stay alone forever

i wish i could hear what others think when ever i want

(yeah... and its a beautiful river of blood =3 .... now really max... be a man!! =O )

(O.O well i guess i can get over it cause it isnt my own blood... yep i noticed that and i recognise your signature as art so im not really effected by the presence of blood in that ^^ but talking about it is just erm yeah.. but im over it now ^^)

you can read peoples minds when ever you want but when you find out what they are all thinking you wish you hadnt

i wish i could tell if my friend has feelings for me or not... (im so dumb when it comes to girls >.< lol)

You could tell that the love of your life hates you.

I wish I had a bigger allowance.

you get a bigger allowance for one day because you go bankrupt

i wish i had an evil laugh

You had an evil laugh till you got sick, was tricked into going to a fake hospital that removes "laughs" from people and change them to their opposite laugh.(So you laugh becomes, "Ha, haha, hahahaha, *Long stop*, hahahahahahaha")

you wish you had an ice cream, you get an ice cream but its chili flavourd and it burns your tounge off.

i wish i had a clue to how to play duck duck goose (not duck duck BANG!)