Make a Wish!!!

you get one ... but bomb yourself to death

i wish my new pet would be clean

your new pet learns to clean himself but he still has a dirty mind

i wish my oet could eat Kiri's pet

it does... w00t now were both happy XD

i wish i could be the best in gymnastic

(lmao)

you are now the best in gymnastics but become too competitive and hyped up on steroids no one likes you anymore

i wish for the whole world to go to sleep

it now goes to sleep... but while this happen... the world becomes wasted

i wish for a cocktail

i make you a cocktail and you get very drunk from it and bery sick at the same time

i wish my drink making skills were better

they get better... and im not getting drunk that fast anymore... but i complain about it and beat you xD

i wish to drink that bottle of japanese plum wine that stands in the kitchen =3

you do, but then you wake up the next day, 2000 miles away in a motel with 200 dead bunnies

I wish I wasn't as lazy as I am

you arent anymore... and work and work till your head drops

i wish to get a happy end with my bf =3

you get a happy ending with your bf , but sre unsure if you are REALLY happy

i wish i could use alchemy to make me ice cream from salt

you do, but it's a salty ice cream

I wish I were dry

you now become dry, but start to sweat so much you are dry no more

i wish the time wasnt 5am

It's 5:01 am then

I wish I didn't have this stomachache

lol
you dont have a stomachache any more instead you have a headache

i wish my neighbours had cute daughters lol

I actually have both now...>.<
They do, buy they only tease you

I wish there were some pill that could heal your body completely

you get the pill to heal your body of all aches completely but then the side effects are cancers forming all over your body eventually killing you slowly and painfully.

i wish i could see through walls

You do, but then you go to your grandma's, and you see things that make you want to take your eyes out

I wish I could go to the world cup next year

you go to the world cup next year, but get locked out for not having a valid visa.

i wish the world cup would be held in new zealand

It is, but you're banned from every stadium and every bar around.

I wish our rugby team could beat the all blacks for once... >.<

your rugby team beat the All Blacks once. and thats it.
(the All Blacks shall never never loose again mwahahahahahaha)

i wish i could predict the lotto

you do, but everyone else does too, so you earn even less that what you spent on the ticket.
(sadly for me, you're probably right >.<)

I wish manchester wins next tuesday.

They do, but only in their dreams

I wish for a PONY >O< *always go for the pony*

you get a pony but find out its a really a donkey in disguise

i wish i had a new mobile phone

you get one... but its too complicated for your brain...

i wish i could play crash bandicoot now instead of going to work >.>

Your Work becomes crash bandicoot, but you get paid in wompa Fruit

I wish for a MONKEY!!! >O< *can you see a Pattern here?*