Re: Make a Wish!!!

by **Renji777** Tue Feb 17, 2009 5:13 am

You go in debt a balifs take everything (btw my tv just randomly started to work)

I wish i had a private jet

by **AiKirikaX** Tue Feb 17, 2009 5:16 am

you get ... but the pilot is drunk and flies against a mountain... you survive but get eaten by wild monkeys

i wish i my own car.... just for the fun of it

by **Maik** Tue Feb 17, 2009 5:20 am

You get the car, but not the engine

I wish i had any anime/manga i wanted instantly instead of having to buy/download.

by **Renji777** Tue Feb 17, 2009 5:22 am

You get all the manga books you want at once but you get crushed by the weight

I wish my examner could only write A*

by **Maik** Tue Feb 17, 2009 5:24 am

He does, but after that he adds -sshole and sends you away

i wished people stopped comparing mika to freddy mercury... why do that to freddy!??

by **Renji777** Tue Feb 17, 2009 5:26 am

People stop but out of respect as freddy passsed away

A mercedes drops on top of my neighbors dog

by **Maik** Tue Feb 17, 2009 5:30 am

you were right next to the dog at the moment

I wish I had sushi for dinner today

by **AiKirikaX** Tue Feb 17, 2009 5:33 am

you get... but the fish is 2 months old

i wish i had some nuts to eat... and no... i dont mean men's anatomy >.>

by **Renji777** Tue Feb 17, 2009 5:34 am

You get nuts to eat but it turns out they were poinous
I wish I could fight like bruce lee

by **Maik** Tue Feb 17, 2009 5:36 am

You do, but you get shot by a thief anyways

I wish I could go play football today...

(and kiri, thankfully emeral wasn't around to read that lol)

by **AiKirikaX** Tue Feb 17, 2009 5:37 am

you can but its starts to rain then is freezes and you freeze on the field

i wish not most things end in death

by **Renji777** Tue Feb 17, 2009 5:40 am

Most things do but everything that annoys you is now attracted to you and you must suffer it for enternity

I wish i could see the northern lights in person

by **Maik** Tue Feb 17, 2009 5:41 am

You do, but it turns out they were only a guy with a reflector and some colored paper

I wish I had a beer (corona or grolsh, maybe a bavaria...)

by **Renji777** Tue Feb 17, 2009 5:45 am

You do but there is a rat in the can

I wish I watched 300

by **Maik** Tue Feb 17, 2009 5:47 am

You do, but then all you can say and do is "this is sparta!" and kick people into holes.

I wish I had batman 2 in Blue-ray...

by **Renji777** Tue Feb 17, 2009 5:49 am

You do but when you put it in your blu ray player spits it back at you whilst watching it like a shuriken

I wish I was in Jamica

by **AiKirikaX** Tue Feb 17, 2009 5:53 am

you are and smoke weird joints and die of the stuff being to much for you to take

i wish for ice cream

by **Renji777** Tue Feb 17, 2009 5:55 am

You get one but just before you eat it a passing person throws up on it

I wish I was physic

by **Maik** Tue Feb 17, 2009 5:56 am

You are, but then you learn that everyone hates you

I wish for tranquility

by **Renji777** Tue Feb 17, 2009 6:02 am

It happens but you turn physco so seprated from everyone

I wish for a pizza box with a neverending supply of pizza what actually improve your health

by **AiKirikaX** Tue Feb 17, 2009 6:22 am

you get it... but you get sick of pizza... and just want somethig else...

i wish i could do everything i want

by **maxime** Tue Feb 17, 2009 8:41 am

you get everything you want but its in your dreams only

i wish i could be online forever

by **Maik** Tue Feb 17, 2009 9:43 am

You get your wish, but without pop-up filter! O.o

I wish we had more time

by **maxime** Tue Feb 17, 2009 9:50 am

you get your wish and we have more time but we dont know what to do with it

i wish my foot was not hurt

by **AiKirikaX** Tue Feb 17, 2009 7:54 pm

i break your finger and so you totally forget about your foot XD

i wish my work wuldnt have given me work today... >.>

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