Pick Up Lines ^^

Guy-"Hey, Baby, are you tired?"

Gal-"A little, why?"

Guy-"Because you've been running through my head all day."


How to avoid o.o

Guy-"Hey, Baby, are you tired?"

Gal-"Oh my, yes...Of you."

guy: hey can i have a picture of you
girl: what for?
guy: so i know how my dream woman looks like

Mine: you know people say that beauty comes from the soul; well, your eyes are a clear reflection of how beautiful it is.

"I must be in heaven, there is an angel before my eyes"

"call a paramedic!, you have stopped my heart"

"hey beauty, your eyes don't lie, they say you want me to kiss you" - i got hitted with this one once XD

"trust in destiny, you and me have to be together"

"Your eyes are oceans where I want to drown in"

"your lips just say, kiss me"

but just I usually like just to look at her eyes and just smile.. ^^

in all the world i have looked and it seems i now have found....

what?

you ^__^

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have you ever noticed how you are always pushed towards something you want.. you crave for it.. long for it... and then eventually have it...

(some random guy pushes her into me)

well hello there ;-)


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man I have so many of these and some guys are actually dumb enough to use them ^^;;

guy: girl are you from Tenneessse (state in the US)?
girl: no why
guy: because you the only ten I see

ten i see??
what should that mean?

guys tend to rate girls on there looks on a scale of 1-10

1 lowest and 10 highest

so it plays on the name of the state that the girl is really hot

viperzfury wrote:guys tend to rate girls on there looks on a scale of 1-10

1 lowest and 10 highest

so it plays on the name of the state that the girl is really hot

hahahahaha... a friend and i used to rate by "kissable, F**kable, or just when drunk", but usually we use "HQ" (high quality) for a really hot girl

That's slightly degrading o.O

... This is plain creepy. *Flees*

Truce wrote:That's slightly degrading o.O

we are men, we are supppose to be like this hahahahaha...

we are fools, we always are in need, we need you women, without you we are doom!

i feel so mighty right now >=D

but.... being honest.... dont do women the same?? more or less... ö.ö

Shhh!!!! Kiri >.<

this is true women and men do have a "system" of what/who appeals to them... there is an uncouncious factor too because both sexes can do it without realising it.. if you dont know what i mean just think about it.

yeah.... like smell..... ö.ö
i like to sniff at my bf.... i dont like it when he puts on deo or whatever... lol

... Still plain creepy. *Flees for good*

Yakate, if you are bothered by this topic you dont have to view it and post in it -.-


~ yeah... you can always start a new topic of whatever you like =3

MaxEdit: DONT EDIT MY POSTS PLEASE.

Write this down on a piece of paper and slide it to her

"Hey beautiful, smile if you wanna come with me to sheboingaboing"

x.x For some reason they can't help but smile/laugh xD Perhaps it's the term sheboingaboin?

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Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
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I lost my number... can I have yours?
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(guy) I can turn invisible o.o
(girl) Really?
(guy) Well, can you see me?
(girl) Yes.
(guy) Ok, how about tomorrow for dinner? xD
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(guy) Are your pants felt?
(girl) No.
(guy) Want them to be?
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Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

max... why?

haruko... yeah ... can i have your phone number!!! XD

never mind..