>_> Thats it, We're Screwed, We're all stinking Screwed.

(from Cranked.com)

Pill bugs, potato bugs, rollie pollies; whatever you call them, you have to admit that, for insects, they're pretty Dang cute. Look at it. Isn't that adorable? It's like a little Extra Strength Tylenol that's trying to cuddle with itself. Awww...



The Horror, Oh God the Horror:

... wwwwWOH CRAP, WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?

The Giant Marine Isopod, like pretty much everything else we wish we didn't know about, comes to us from the deep sea. They're usually scavengers, but do sometimes hunt slow moving creatures and much like horrible, alien, insectile guinea pigs, they're known to eat so much in one meal that they become bloated and unable to move

(from Cranked.com)

We're not being controversial here when we issue this statement: Fudge spiders. Just look at that picture up there; forget that noise. We don't care how big that thing is, it needs to have a make-out session with our shoes just for existing on the same dimensional plane as us. Spiders don't need to grow in size to be scary; any size is too big. That thing up there could make this list exactly as it is.





The Horror, Oh God the Horror:

We guess spiders are chronic terror over-achievers, because that image is not bullshit, it is exactly what it looks like: A spider eating a Stinking bird.

That's called Nephila Edulis, the Giant Golden Orb-web Spider and, according to the Head Spider Keeper of the New South Wales Australian Reptile Park (who must have murdered a convent full of puppies to get karma crappy enough for that job) tells us that this type of spider sometimes grows "as big as a human hand but the northern species in tropical areas were known to grow larger."





Holy Crap! Is it Dangerous?



Look at that! It's eating a freaking bird! Birds can fly! Can you fly?! The bird literally had access to an entire axis that you don't, and the spider still got it. What chance is there for you?!

Although the poison this particular species makes is pretty much the same thing produced by black widows, it is much less concentrated and merely causes localized pain, swelling and blisters--however, it should be noted that birds are not exactly on this spider's normal diet: These photos are of freak incidents.

Some might call that a comforting thought, but not us. We just see it as a sign of ambition.

Holy.... O_O

om..... O_O

smokes. o_O

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Arumat Shimizu wrote:om..... O_O

Couldn't have said it better myself. The heck?

Cute... and cuddly?
BS, righ there X/

lol, Wait for Chapter 3, you'll stay in the house for the rest of you life (and they'ed still get you)

(from Cranked.com)

Big eyes, tiny legs and a funny walk: Crabs are nature's adorable cartoon character, scuttling awkwardly across our beaches, hilariously clambering for freedom from our chefs and occasionally composing catchy songs for our oddly arousing mermaids.

We even keep hermit crabs as disposable pets to teach our children that life is fleeting, and that it is OK to paint smiley faces on animals as long as they're smaller than you.




The Horror, Oh God the Horror:

From left to right, those monstrosities are a coconut crab, a Tasmanian giant crab and the Japanese spider crab. The Tasmanian one is the runt of the litter, being only a foot and a half across the carapace, while the Japanese spider crab can be on average 13-feet across with the legs spread out! CRAP!

The coconut crab is the only land living one of the bunch, and there are reports of them reaching up to six-feet long and weighing over 30 pounds. So it's probably not singing any songs about how great it is under the sea, not that you'd be able to hear anything over the sound of your shrieking vocal chords.

Holy Crap! Is it Dangerous?:


OK, none of those three crabs are typically a threat to people, but we assume that's only because of their lack of organization. The coconut crab (the two above), for example, is so named because it uses its claws to tear open *Bucking coconuts. Coconuts! Those are nature's cannonballs!

By the way, if seized by a Coconut Crab, experts suggest that "gentle titillation of the under soft parts of the body with any light material will cause the crab to lose its hold." That's right: The best way to get this enormous, amphibious, cannonball-eating tank-spider to release its death grip is to tickle its junk with a feather.

We doubt that's even an automatic reflex, the crab probably just thinks it's funny to watch you demean yourself for its amusement.

W.....................T.........................H..........................?

lmao
nice pics...
but was it really nessessary to open up 3 seperate threads?? x.x

I'm gonna stop reading these! >.<
It makes me scared to go to the park. o.o

im gonna merge them.... >.>

Nice job! ^^
*presses staples easy button* o.o

Not really scary though, I will most likely never see one in my lifetime anyway.

Yeah, I think it's somewhat scary but we're not screwed. o.o
As animals evolve so do humans (technology).

Hmm... I wanted to laugh when I read this for some reason XD

lol dk xD
That's a twisted mind you have

whats so weird about it NR ?? =P

xD I chuckled o.o We're always finding some sort of "freaked out" animal anymore these days... nothing new here~

I've seen an Eight-foot tall human before xD I never thought for a second that we were "screwed"... just kind of chuckled at the thought of me only coming up to his belly button or something

Cause this stuff is messed up. o_O

i rather think its cool XD

back then animals like those where much bigger anyways..
they have actually become smaller during the ages

Oh well... the world is such a vast place... we are so small and insignificant even in our city... even in our neighboorhood... to be afraid of something like that is what's twisted to me... I am not afraid of nature... rather I accept it... and appreciate it's brilliance and beauty... for that is where I feel calm XD